Welcome to the Lion's Den, darlin'.
What can I get'cha?
Appetizers
Main Course
Desserts
Salads
!! Family Specials !!
1. Junior's Pride Platter!
A snacks platter chock full of bite-sized appetizers of your choice, the cheapest option usually recommended for students coming for a study breakChef: Tiger Lily Francisco de LeonAge: 19Side Hustle: being the snarky vinyl clerk downtownLikes: punk rock music, mga
pusakal,
ikaw ?? 😳Dislikes: si fucking kuya alab kasi ang ingay ingay palagi
'Pa, ginugulo na naman ako o, pagsabihan mo nga !!! haha deserv
Chef's comments: staple yung lumpia at tortillas dito so kung sino man may ayaw nun, pangit kayoFun facts:
>> kung sino man ang nakakakilala sa pretty shawty sa may tattoo parlor, pareto nmn aq tnx>> joke lang yun wag please nakakahiya>> WEHH?? KUYA KILALA MO SIYA??? NO FUCKING WAY, SAN KAYO NAGKITA
3. Nya-politan Berry Deluxe: Mane Gurlz Edition
Just your typical neapolitan flavored milkshake but with an extra dash of sugar and alcoholic hit to enjoy a fun evening in Maniwala Street ;^)Chef: Aurora Andrea Francisco de LeonAge: 24Side Hustle: the cool revolutionist Sex-Ed teacher of Luningning High, oh, and a modelLikes: you, cutie. ;3Dislikes: men. lason kayong mga lalake HMPH.
2. Ruler of Beasts: Feast for Kings
A giant display of meats that is half steak board: serving tender juicy strips of steak with fresh green beans at the side, and half charcuterie board: serving cured meats such as dry salami, ham, prosciutto, sausage, beef jerky, pork jerky, turkey jerky, roasted turky, at ano pa.Chef: Alab Andres Francisco de LeonAge: 24Side Hustle: ako yung cool SHS English & Oral Communication teacher wag mong pansinsin yung ate ko, ako rin yung hotter model hahahaLikes: manggago at mangulit, sorry nalang na mapapademonyo ka saken heheDislikes: mga kj
Chef's comments: Sa lahat ng mga estudyante ko: ano ginagawa niyo dito, hmm? Gala na agad? Diba may quiz pa kayo bukas? chos HAHAHAHAHAHAHAFun facts:
>> lf: kalaro sa valo
>> siguro nakamatch na kita sa tinder haha
>> Eve, kung binabasa mo toh, may crush kapatid ko sayo lmao reto ko daw siya ih
4. Chef's recommended: Caesar's Salad
House specialty! Order na kayo para malaman niyo yung lasa! pramis, di kayo magsasawa d2...Chef: Napoleon Caesar de LeonAge: 47Occupation: ako owner, 'nak...Likes: ang mga hilig ko ano...ah...bees gees at paul anka haha...yung mga kalumaan na, 'nak!Dislikes: yung mga magnanakaw sa lipunan !!!! kailan kaya sila lalamunin ng galit at hustisya ng mamamayan...